Oh pregnancy

But for real....

I don't see why I can't have french fries with ranch and blueberry pancakes for breakfast without throwing it up about 10 minutes later.

I also don't see why I can't sleep through the night anymore without waking up 3 times to go to the bathroom.

I would also like to have the energy to actually get ready in the morning rather than just putting my hair in a pony tail.

It would be nice if I  could stay up past 9 o'clock at night too, seriously my life is extra boring now.

Why is it I feel the need to buy every single baby thing I see even though I don't know the gender and I still have seven months to prepare?

Who decided baby stuff needed to be so expensive. I don't think a crib set needs to be over $150. That seems a little excessive to me.

Bringing up that you're pregnant to people you just met and you're not showing so there is no way they'll know if you don't say anything, yeah that's uncomfortable.

And baby names, why does everyone in the America have to like the same names I do? I thought it was popular to put a bunch of letters together make up a weird name and call it good. Yeah it'd be great if everyone in America can go back to that trend and leave that baby names I like alone.

I just love this little blessing already but seriously it's going to be a long 7 months.